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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Hell Rell, the DipSet, and the Ether trail that follows.....

*Sighs* What the hell is wrong with Ruger Rell? Better question; What the hell is wrong with Dip Set this summer? Best Question; Will someone please tell these nigs to stop sonning themselves with these video interviews?! First Cam in his boxers(no homo, jewelz santana) and now Ruger in the studio with the guy who runs his myspace, most definitely not a good look.

For those that dont know, the Boogeymanfeatured in this video is Hell "Ruger" Rell. Member of the dipset repping Bronx, NY. (shouts to BX!!) He's been down with the click since 2002, I mean 2004, and he's got an album droppin on June 28th. Now I know that today is July 14th, but dont tell Rell that. He's tired of you d'bags thinking his album is not dropping. If you dont believe him: "Look at my neck and my wrist stoopid!!" (you tell em Rell, that usually deads the arguement).

Besides, at the end of the day, the question is, do the people love you? Because Ruger Rell here? He has anywhere to 20-30 million people waiting outside for him to sign autographs DAILY! That would make him bigger than the freakin' BEATLES right? (take that United Kingdom!!). So chill out Bleek, your not hot (You've dropped 4 albums to his none, but logic holds no place here).

Did you forget he was in Killa Season? Did you forget that the movie went platinum? No you didnt. You prolly didnt know that movies can go platinum did you? Well know this. Not only is Ruger turning scripts down, he did the movie BEFORE the album came out stoopids!!! You guys really need to stop asking when his album is coming out. He's quite busy being a star. You see in the dipset universe on harlem sector 7.253z, the rules of reality, logic, common sense and knowing when to just shut the hell up, DO NOT apply. No, in their world,
small pools are olympic sized to them Missed album released dates and numbers that dont match up to you is pure stupidity, to them, your just a hater cuz you aint in the dips. Rell says: "Im in blockbuster c*cksucker!!!" (so is steel magnoilias, whoop-dee-doo)

Monney (yes monney) thru Sunday, he's in the clubs, what you want him to name the hot spots? Monday:Club Soul, Tuesay:Sue's, Wednesday is whatever day, Thursday is Spa Day, Friday: Mars 2112, Saturday he's in the hood gettin high and Sunday is Duvae. You see, they're everywhere, where YOU be at? Rell just ordered the Aston Martin DB9 which is being shipped to him directly stoopid.

But the crown jewel moment of this whole video fiasco is when Ruger was asked about Hov. Realizing that those planet Harlem rules dont apply in planet Hovito, he was forced to quickly eat a slice of Humble pie, telling us that "They're in different lanes..." Which proves my whole point. There is always a bigger fish, always someone with a bigger chain, bigger rep and better dental plan. So the best course of action is shaddup and do you.

I for one think that the Dipset need to put a gag order on themselves. No more video interviews,

60 minute interviews(fire your publicist, NOW)
, or stop thru visits on Hot 97. Any futher action could be more detrimental than the damage already done(and oh yea, its a lot). At this rate, they'll be self-etherized by the Holidays. (aww no dipset xmas part 2?!!)

This is probably going in one ear and out the other. They prolly just think that Im another hater, mad cuz he's not down wit the dips. So screw it *sighs* dipset all day, bird gang, capo status......

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Yea Yea Bird Gang....

Album droppin September 11th....(maybe, I heard this is 50s date too)

Shouts to Doug E Fresh....

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Bonus Video: Cam and Dame Bill O'Reilly Classic Jumpoff

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